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Allah's Bum
4 January at 14:38 from atlasby Dtcelé 2013
Gather all your horses, you children of Islam!
Hear you, O Muslims the cracking sound of Allah's Bum!
For freedom in Iraq, Syria and Pakistan;
Offer your hairy butts, lining them up like buns!
Across the Mosque, Allah glides;
For a butt hole which smells so bad, Allah is on fire!
Qur'an is a thousand tweets of a million lies;
And Imams of Allah speak with too much pride!
Allah's Prophets say;
"In the Name of Allah, the Merciful, the Most Merciful;
Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds, the Merciful,
the Most Merciful, owner of the Day of Recompense;"
Prophets of Allah, indeed talk like shit;
Nonsense after nonsense, how could anyone sense?
Here comes another one;
"There are some people who say, 'We believe in Allah and
the Last Day, yet they are not believers. They seek to deceive Allah
and those who believe, but they deceive none except themselves,
though they do not sense it. There is a sickness in their hearts which
Allah has increased. For them there is a painful punishment because
they lie."
Who is the Deceiver, Allah or people?
"O people, worship your Lord who has created you and those
who have gone before you, so that you will be cautious. Who has
made the earth a bed for you and the sky a dome, and has sent
down water from the sky to bring forth fruits for your provision.
Do not knowingly set up rivals to Allah."
Worship Allah and those who died before you? What is this idiot
talking about?
"Allah is not shy to strike a parable whatsoever a gnat or larger.
Those who believe know that it is the truth from their Lord. As for
those who disbelieve they ask, 'What could Allah mean by this
parable? By it, Allah misleads many and guides many.' But He
misleads none except the evildoers, who break the covenant of
Allah after accepting it and sever what Allah has bidden to be
joined and corrupt in the land. These are the losers.How can you
disbelieve Allah? Did He not give you life when you were dead,
and He will cause you to die and then restore you to life.
Then you will return to Him."
Allah is not shy, alright! He will cause you to die and then restore
you to life. Speaking like Paul in the Bible? Be suicide bombers then,
so you will return to Allah and be given virgins!
"Allah charges no soul except to its capacity. For it is what it has
earned, and against it what it has gained. 'Our Lord, do not take us
to account if we have forgotten, or made a mistake. Our Lord, do
not burden us with a load as You have burdened those before us.
Our Lord, do not over burden us with more than we can bear.
And pardon us, and forgive us, and have mercy on us. You are our
Guide, so give us victory over the nation, the 'unbelievers.'"
So, Muslims want victory over those who do not believe in their
stupid Allah, hmmm, interesting!
"It is He who has sent down to you the Book. Some of its verses are
precise in meaning they are the foundation of the Book and others
obscure. Those whose hearts are swerving with disbelief, follow the
obscure desiring sedition and desiring its interpretation, but no one
knows its interpretation except Allah. Those who are well-grounded
in knowledge say, 'We believe in it, it is all from our Lord.
And none remember except those who are possessed of minds."
I tell you, those who wrote the Qur'an do not even know what they
were writing, how could you understand? You better read
"The Book of Tarzan"!
"If you fear that you cannot act justly towards the orphans, then
marry such women as seem good to you; two, three, four of them.
But if you fear that you cannot do justice, then one only, or, those
you possess. It is likelier then that you will not be partial. Give
women their dowries freely, but if they are pleased to offer you any
of it, consume it good and smooth."
As a Muslim, you can actually marry four legally. That's cool!
But in Australia, Muslim women have children from different fathers
and it's alright with them. There's bigger sum of money on welfare.
Naughty Muslims, you have stunning knowledge about your Allah!
From Saudi Arabia, indeed your Prophet Mohammed had
blinded the Dumb, Ignorant Arabs in Egypt, Lebanon, Turkey,
Bahrain, Qatar, Iraq, Iran, Jordan, Dubai, Libya and the people of
Indonesia.
Offer your butts only to Allah, with fart that's new every morning!
And every Muslim should say, "On Earth there is nothing better to
seek but Allah's Bum!"
Allah Moakhbar! (Shut up!)
In heaven is God. And no one comes to Him except thru His Son, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is the
God of Moses.
Whatever it takes,
follow Jesus Christ.
Do not be deceived by Satan's servants!
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