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Mama Mary Loves Osama12 June at 11:08 from atlas
Every suicide bomber has been promised 70 virgins each by their so called Allah.
Well, the Name of God given to Moses was YHWH. Some people pronounce this as Yahweh, some people say it as Jehovah. It is obviously hard to pronounce. Perhaps spirits and angels could pronounce it correctly.
YHWH in English translation is "God". In Indonesian, it is "Tuhan"; in Filipino, it is "Panginoon"; in Spanish it is "Dios"; in German it is "Gott"; in French it is "Dieu".
ALLAH is not a name given to Moses, it is a name given by Satan to Mohammed - a bandit, a thief, a murderer and an adulterer who claimed to be a prophet. Mohammed never had been a prophet of God!
Let us say, "Allah" is an Arabic translation for "God". Well that could be correct but the Arabian god, Allah, is not the true God! Arabs don't even know who he really is!
In Israel, there is a place called Samaria where the locals are Arabs. After King David's reign, his sons who succeeded him as king did evil in the eyes of the Lord that He gave Israel enemies! One enemy was king of Syria who defeated Samaria and replaced people there with Syrians and Israelites were exiled in Syria. It was people exchange! So we can say that not all people in Israel are pure Jews, some are mixed with Arabian blood.
This was the dialogue from The Bible New International Version - John 4:1-26:
Therefore when the Lord knew that the Pharisees had heard that Jesus was making and baptizing more disciples than John (although Jesus himself didn't baptize, but his disciples), he left Judea, and departed into Galilee. He needed to pass through Samaria. So he came to a city of Samaria, called Sychar, near the parcel of ground that Jacob gave to his son, Joseph. Jacob's well was there. Jesus therefore, being tired from his journey, sat down by the well. It was about the sixth hour. A woman of Samaria came to draw water. Jesus said to her, "Give me a drink." For his disciples had gone away into the city to buy food.
The Samaritan woman therefore said to him, "How is it that you, being a Jew, ask for a drink from me, a Samaritan woman?" (For Jews have no dealings with Samaritans.)
Jesus answered her, "If you knew the gift of God, and who it is who says to you, 'Give me a drink,' you would have asked him, and he would have given you living water."
The woman said to him, "Sir, you have nothing to draw with, and the well is deep. From where then have you that living water? Are you greater than our father, Jacob, who gave us the well, and drank of it himself, as did his children, and his livestock?"
Jesus answered her, "Everyone who drinks of this water will thirst again, but whoever drinks of the water that I will give him will never thirst again; but the water that I will give him will become in him a well of water springing up to eternal life."
The woman said to him, "Sir, give me this water, so that I don't get thirsty, neither come all the way here to draw."
Jesus said to her, "Go, call your husband, and come here."
The woman answered, "I have no husband."
Jesus said to her, "You said well, 'I have no husband,' for you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband. This you have said truly."
The woman said to him, "Sir, I perceive that you are a prophet. Our fathers worshiped in this mountain, and you Jews say that in Jerusalem is the place where people ought to worship."
Jesus said to her, "Woman, believe me, the hour comes, when neither in this mountain, nor in Jerusalem, will you worship the Father. YOU WORSHIP THAT WHICH YOU DON'T KNOW. WE WORSHIP THAT WHICH WE KNOW; FOR SALVATION IS FROM THE JEWS. But the hour comes, and now is, when the true worshippers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, for the Father seeks such to be his worshippers. God is spirit, and those who worship him must worship in spirit and truth."
The woman said to him, "I know that Messiah comes," (he who is called Christ). "When he has come, he will declare to us all things."
Jesus said to her, "I am he, the one who speaks to you."
JESUS KNEW WHO GOD IS MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE! And that is because God is His Father! Muslims are nothing but Samaritans who do not know God! Their crystal ball is blind and their prophets and clerics are nothing but freaks!
ALLAH OF ISLAM IS NOT THE TRUE GOD! And who is this Mary of the Roman Catholics? Is she not just a prostitute from hell? (See Purgatorian Barbeque in Downloads section).
We don't really care if Islamic Allah give Osama Bin Laden Virgins! It is alright if Osama gets Pope Benedict XVI's Mama Mary, Lady of Fatima, Lady of Guadalupe, Lady of Mount Carmel, Lady of the Rule and even Mary MacKillop. He can Devirginize them all! Osama Bin Laden is the man for a Purgatorian Gangbang and not Adolf Hitler for he entered Purgatory with just one testicle!
Osama Bin Laden should be canonized, pulverized and be recognized as Islamic Saint! Pope Benedict XVI should officiate it and Osama shall be called "Santi Osami Bini Ladeni" - Our Man of Holy Bum!
NOW THEN MAMA MARY WOULD LOVE SANTI OSAMI AND LIVE HAPPILY IN PURGATORY EVER AFTER!
WARNING: Sex only apply to creations with flesh - people, fish, birds, fish, animals, worms, insects, etc. Sex does not apply to spirits, they don't touch each other.
Therefore we say to suicide bombers who can't do any kind of sex to virgins, "Heeee haaa"! O la la!